Skip to main content

Thought for the Day: Stealing Is Not a Joke... Even When It Is Intended For One

I grew up fat and was always embarrassed that all my clothes were "husky" sizes.  (Nice euphemism, right?)  I finally managed to lose weight (after years and years of failure) in my early 20s.  The first time I bought a suit after that, the salesman complained that the suit wasn't fitting right because my rear end was too small.  I could have kissed him (but I didn't).  I did not grow up frum (to say the least), and it has been a struggle to learn halacha.  Someone recently complained after a shiur I gave to women that I demonstrated too much knowledge of halacha.  I could have kissed her (but I didn't).

Admittedly, though, I am a physicist at heart.  That means that I am much more interested in the underlying principles than any particular actual situation.  It should come as no surprise, therefore, that not only do the esoteric cases of the gemara not bother me... I, in fact, relish their ingenuity.  Halacha had been a struggle for me both because of it's own intricacy and my lack of deep interest.  I still struggle with the intricacy, but my interest has finally been ignited.  That happened as I realized more and more that the underlying principles can only be truly understood by appreciating the details of the halacha.

Take stealing, for example.  ("take stealing"... get it?  I slay me!)  If George the גנב steals from Neville the נגנב, then gets caught, he has to pay back double.  Unless George admits he stole and returns the goods on his own, in which case he just returns the stolen goods (or their value).  Unless he saw the witnesses coming.  Maybe in front of the court, maybe not.  Maybe any three Jewish men constitute a court for this purpose, may not.  And, anyway, the double payment is a קנס/fine, which a Jewish court does not levy nowadays.  Except if Neville grabs some stuff or cash from George, then the court will not force Neville to return it.  Unless George's admission and contrition would have really gotten him of the hook for that fine.  Unless and except, unless and except, unless and except...

But when is that going to happen and who cares anyway?  Don't Chazal themselves say, רחמנא ליבא בעי/HaShem really wants our good intentions?  Consider, if you will, an actual case.  Four young men shmoozing in a yeshiva dorm.  Yehuda goes to take a shower, leaving his (expensive) camera on the desk.  Shimon, always the jokester, takes said camera and hides it in his room.  Yehuda comes back, notices the missing camera... and panics.  After some time, the other two blokes finally can't keep a straight face any more and tell Yehuda where his camera is.  Yehuda goes straight to Shimon's room, find him absent but the door unlocked.  Yehuda retrieves his camera... and a few other goodies that he feels add up to the fine (that he knows the court won't levy) that he knows he can keep.  Maybe as a joke, maybe as retribution.

It was just a joke, right?  Answer: Stealing is stealing; it's not a joke, even when it is.  Ok, but can Yehuda really keep the extra stuff?  It depends on all those details we thought were esoteric minutiae. Can the witnesses also be part of the court?  Can the accuser?  Was the admission before or after their testimony?  Does knowing they already talked to Yehuda disqualify Shimon from being able to make a confession and thus avoid the penalty of paying double?

How did a group of friends get into this mess?  What started as good natured ribbing has become vociferous strife.  Good natured ribbing is part of friendship, of course.  However, any action -- no matter how small and/or innocuous -- must be undertaken only with proper regard for what the Torah (read: Reality) regards as within bounds.  The Shulchan Aruch starts with mussar.  Every mussar sefer is founded on halacha.  Mussar and halacha do not go "hand in hand", nor even "hand in glove"; they are two sides of a single coin.

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Thought for the Day: Pizza, Uncrustables, and Stuff -- What Bracha?

Many years ago (in fact, more than two decades ago), I called R' Fuerst from my desk at work as I sat down to lunch.  I had a piece of (quite delicious) homemade pizza for lunch.  I nearly always eat at my desk as I am working (or writing TftD...), so my lunch at work cannot in any way be considered as sitting down to a formal meal; aka קביעת סעודה.  That being the case, I wasn't sure whether to wash, say ha'motzi, and bentch; or was the pizza downgraded to a m'zonos.  He told if it was a snack, then it's m'zonos; if a meal the ha'motzi.  Which what I have always done since then.  I recently found out how/why that works. The Shulchan Aruch, 168:17 discusses פשטיד''א, which is describes as a baked dough with meat or fish or cheese.  In other words: pizza.  Note: while the dough doesn't not need to be baked together with the meat/fish/cheese, it is  required that they dough was baked with the intention of making this concoction. ...

Thought for the Day: What Category of Muktzeh are Our Candles?

As discussed in a recent TftD , a p'sak halacha quite surprising to many, that one may -- even לכתחילה -- decorate a birthday cake with (unlit, obviously) birthday candles on Shabbos. That p'sak is predicated on another p'sak halacha; namely, that our candles are muktzeh because they are a כלי שמלאכתו לאיסור and not  מוקצה מחמת גופו/intrinsically set aside from any use on Shabbos. They point there was that using the candle as a decoration qualifies as a need that allows one to utilize a כלי שמלאכתו לאיסור. Today we will discuss the issue of concluding that our candles are , in fact, a כלי שמלאכתו לאיסור and not מוקצה מחמת גופו. Along the way we'll also (again) how important it is to have personal relationship with your rav/posek, the importance of precision in vocabulary, and how to interpret the Mishna Brura.  Buckle up. After reviewing siman 308 and the Mishna Brura there, I concluded that it should be permissible to use birthday candles to decorate a cake on Sha...

Thought for the Day: אוושא מילתא Debases Yours Shabbos

My granddaughter came home with a list the girls and phone numbers in her first grade class.  It was cute because they had made it an arts and crafts project by pasting the list to piece of construction paper cut out to look like an old desk phone and a receiver attached by a pipe cleaner.  I realized, though, that the cuteness was entirely lost on her.  She, of course, has never seen a desk phone with a receiver.  When they pretend to talk on the phone, it is on any relatively flat, rectangular object they find.  (In fact, her 18 month old brother turns every  relatively flat, rectangular object into a phone and walks around babbling into it.  Not much different than the rest of us, except his train of thought is not interrupted by someone else babbling into his ear.) I was reminded of that when my chavrusa (who has children my grandchildrens age) and I were learning about אוושא מילתא.  It came up because of a quote from the Shulchan Aru...